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lyrics

In the Cosco parking lot
You step outta your SUV
Struttin’ all the game you got
for the bag boys just like me

Your jogging suit is baby blue
I’m in my orange safety vest
On the back says I’ll help you
I wish it ended with ‘undress’

I’ll ask if I can
Help you load your minivan
I wouldn’t want you to strain that behind
That you got jumping up and down on the sideline

You bought the biggest size
box of kiwi Capri Sun
And you look me up and down and whisper
Hey boy you want some

I want you to introduce
Me to the situations
That I read about in health class
Yeah that hands on education

Oh soccer mom
You got it going on
I know I'm only 16 but how about this
Let's bang in your mini van, and make you ms. Practice

Look lady, all your gonna do is cut up a bunch of orange slices and pour gatoraide into Dixie cups
Come on your kid’s team probably sucks anyway do they even keep score at those games?
Stay with me instead I almost have a mustache. Come on!

Oh soccer mom
You got it going on
I know I'm only 16 but how about this
Let's bang in your mini van, and make you Ms. Practice

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from Wolves in Cheap Clothing – EP, released March 15, 2010

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